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E-Mail??? Did somebody say E-Mail??? I LOVE E-Mail cause my Mom reads it to me and gives me TREATS! Click here and send me a message. That way I'll get extra goodies!! My fave is peanut butter flavored mini-biscuits. What's yours???
Some people think Evansville is a pretty boring town, but not for a dog. Ahhhhh, there is always a street light to sniff, the river to visit, and lucky for me, neighbors cats that wander in our yard for me to chase off hehehehe. I HATE cats. Oh, it lands me in a lot of trouble, but there is nothing I like better than chasing a dumb ole cat out of my yard. I know how to work my Dad to take me to Mickey D's for a burger, too. I just whine and paw his face, and he's such a sucker, that he takes me.
Now that I'm three, I've settled down a lot. I still bark ferociously at any man or beast that dares to step foot into our yard. People just laugh at me cause I'm so little. It's tough being little - if I didn't bark they might not even see me. I'm a big phony though, I wouldn't really bite them, it's more fun to be petted.
My very fave toy is Bucky Beaver. When I'm really bored, I grab Bucky by the throat and give him the death shake. Bucky is a stuffed beaver that I've had since I was a pup. When I was really little, I used to crawl underneath him for my naps. I have lots of toys, but none are as much fun as Bucky. My Granny even had to sew him up, because I've attacked him so much.
A typical day for me starts pretty early, cause I have to go potty. I lick my Dad's face, and he says, "Dammit Munchie, do you have to go out right now?" But he always gets up and takes me. I never get in trouble unless I just want him to go downstairs with me for a drink. I can't help it if I get thirsty and I'm scared of the dark. Boy, does Mom hear about it when I don't have to pee and am just thirsty. He stomps up the stairs muttering something fierce. But I just lay low for a few minutes, and then snuggle up next to him hehehehe.
My very, very favorite word is BREAKFAST, followed by DIN-DIN, TREAT and BYE-BYE. My Mom spoils me really bad. The only kind of dog food I will even think about eating is that pricey Cesar's Special Dinners brand. That's good stuff, but the rest of it is pretty lame, so I don't eat it. I just cry until they give in and buy me the good stuff. My Dad says it's a good thing I don't eat much or he would make me eat Ole Roy. Just between you and me, My Dad's bite is worse than his bark hehehehe. I had a bite of that Ole Roy stuff once, it was sooooo gross!
What I really like is PEOPLE food. I eat it all the time. My very faves are bacon, green peppers and ice cream. I got in trouble with the ice cream, though. I was sitting in my Mom's lap, and she was licking one side of her cone, so I was just licking the other side. How was I supposed to know I shouldn't do that. It was right there in front of my nose. Oh well, it sure was fun while it lasted hehehehe.
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